Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
