? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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