Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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