I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
