And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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