I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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