So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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