the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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