They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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