That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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