How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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