Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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