i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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