in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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