Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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