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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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