do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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