garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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