Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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