Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize