hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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