it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I wish there were birth control emojis
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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