don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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