Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
All the doctor said was why
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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