It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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