She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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