And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
So. Much. Porn.
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