we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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