either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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