that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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