i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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