is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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