I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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