in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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