I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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