i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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