I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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