i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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