dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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