Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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