I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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