Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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