I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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