that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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