Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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