Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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