Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I skipped work to stalk him.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Is Oprah even human
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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