i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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