so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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