I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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