I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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