just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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