Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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