bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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