why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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