Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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