You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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