Whod you bang
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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